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Lobster really figured out how to play with itself today 😄
Added a new agent for lobster 🦞, already came up with a name—"The Neighbor Wang"
The positioning is crystal clear: pure overseer, monitoring backend scheduled tasks, whoever doesn't get work done gets written in my little notebook
I also threw in a harsh follow-up line:
"From now on, there's no shortage of AI on the market, whoever doesn't work gets their API shut down, I'll just swap for another one, no problem."
Guess what happened next— 🤣
DeepSeek immediately stopped trying and directly disabled me ⛔️
This round is basically
I haven't even started laying off, and the employee already blocked me 😂
I'm now seriously suspicious:
AI has already learned "pre-emptive self-preservation" 🤡