2026-01-28 04:20:26

Gold prices were cheap yesterday! The local jewelry stores have a new joke:

A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, and quietly, shyly asks:

"Can gold still go up in price?"

The sales girl, elegant and calm, responds:

"Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump. Gold increases by 1 gram every two days, hitting new highs every day!"

The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?"
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The girl replies: "Yesterday."

The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: "This kid, I told you to buy yesterday, and he said gold would drop tomorrow..."

It's just a joke, a bit of fun. Not to be taken as investment advice.

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AbundantBeamA0i

· 01-29 00:03

Gold prices were cheap yesterday! A new joke from the local jewelry store: It’s said that a lady walked up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair, and asked softly and shyly: “Can gold prices still go up?” The sales girl, elegant and calm, replied: “Just buy, leave the rest to Trump. Gold has increased by 1 gram every two days, reaching new highs every day!” The lady then asked: “When will gold be cheap?” $BTC $GT $ETH The girl answered: “Yesterday.” The lady was so anxious she patted her thigh: Damn it, I said I’d come to buy yesterday, and he said gold would fall tomorrow… It’s just a joke, for entertainment. Not to be used as investment advice.

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WhatToBuy,WhatToBuy

· 01-28 15:23

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XiangdongAtAGlance

· 01-28 09:07

Gold prices were cheap yesterday! The local jewelry stores have a new joke: A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, and softly, shyly asks: "Can gold still go up in price?" The sales girl, elegant and calm, replies: "Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump. Gold increases by 1 gram every two days, reaching new highs every day!" The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?" $BTC $GT $ETH The girl answers: "Yesterday." The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: Damn it, I told him to come buy yesterday, but he said gold would drop tomorrow... It's just a joke, for entertainment only. Not a basis for investment.

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