This promotion is for Wogan, Wogan!

How's Wogan doing this year? I hardly drink water anymore,
Eat ten at a time, buy twenty jin, twenty jin at a time.
Wogan is something that needs more promotion. Although it's delicious, few people know about it,
Its traffic is completely not as good as the old-fashioned Spring Festival fruits like sugar mandarins.
This Spring Festival is even later, if it doesn't sell out and overripens, it'll be all over.
Just pulling the cart alone can sell 80 tons, that deserves a plaque of recognition.
Agriculture is above all, the wise dynasty governs the world with the three rural issues,
Are all these feelings just nonsense? Do you watch serious ones?
Data never lies; proof is in the pudding—people love to see this,
Engaging in borderline traffic stunts is huge, Wogan is the one that sells,
For him, as long as Wogan can be sold, not to mention exposing a half body, even dancing he’d be happy.
Actually, the solution to this problem is very simple,
Why not have the whistleblowers pool their funds and buy out the villagers' Wogan?
That way, the villagers' Wogan gets sold, and village officials won't be involved in the controversy,
Isn't that a win-win? Why go and report?
I suspect it's a competitor who reported it. Do you believe that?