CryptoRetardio

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Ambition is an interesting disease because only you can heal it - no doctor. But if you don't heal it, you're cooked.
Wanting better for yourself when nobody around you even believes it's possible - hits different.
Family/friends see you grinding screens at 3AM, DCA'ing into a onchain project over months, farming points on Hyperliquid for the airdrop or hunting runners on @Pumpfun.
...and they think you're just "gambling" or wasting time.
They don't get it. They don't see it. The wins are so close - and they never will see it until you've made it.
Then you hop on CT, join the right chats, foll
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Who's more psycho/schizo?
Top 1% crypto traders or top 10% hot girls.
P.S - Impossible to be both.
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I don't think people understand how big this is.
I've shared $HYPE nonstop daily for ~18 months.
And with @tradexyz and @SPGlobal partnering on bringing the S&P500 onchain, it's coded.
Hyperliquid top 5 asset in 2026 @HyperliquidX
Quant top 5 memetic in 2026 @TheTrueQuant
Right in front of you, just my thoughts.
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9.41M Pigeons
94.1M Pigeons
941M Pigeons
9.41B Pigeons
94.1B Pigeons
941B Pigeons
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You could trade indices, or $TSLA $V $UBER
Or you could jump ahead and learn how to trade tokenized assets on the solana blockchain - a lot more fun - from memes to metals to tokenized IPOs.
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$GIGA is obviously going to go to billions again.
GIGA7,79%
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And the $SPX is open after a crazy 3 days.
Be careful, today will be rocky.
- US <> Iran
- US <> Mexico
- Trump's 15% global tariffs / Supreme Court fallout $NVDA, $MSFT and others down on the news
- 10Y Treasury yield dips to ~4.06% (safe-haven bid).
- $GOLD (safe-haven bid) and $OIL up 1% (Iran news).
US Equities are only available to trade 9:30 a.m. ET to 4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, aligning with the NYSE/Nasdaq schedule (just 30% of the week).
The future is undeniably onchain.
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BlackRock just revealed it will be bringing its Treasury-backed digital token $BUIDL onto Uniswap $UNI where it will be bought and sold by institutional traders...
Part of the deal, BlackRock is also purchasing an undisclosed amount of Uniswap’s own UNI token.
Bear market? Nope.
Best time to learn how to trade #SmartSignals before professional and retail traders come on chain? Yes.
UNI3,14%
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#MemeCoinTrading is the future\n\nCheck out our telegram community for future pumpfun and hyperliquid trades
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2026 is a competition
Be early
Retar Dio
Shoutout @garrytan (don't block me please)
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RE: Precious Metals – A Warning for Bitcoin Traders
Gold is going to 10k VERY SOON.
Silver is going $200 VERY SOON
BTC is going to 250k VERY SOON.
Physical markets > Paper markets.
The banks are approaching the endgame...
Everytime. Every day:
• 2.2M oz silver mined
• ~500M oz silver traded (paper flood)
To truly OWN it - you must HOLD it.
Same for BTC. Every day:
• ~450 BTC mined
• 1,000–2,000× that traded daily
Paper games suppress price... until physical demand breaks the illusion. #Bitcoin #Silver #NotYourKeysNotYourCoins
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GM to those who GM.
2026 is yours.
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Polymarket odds of Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by January 31 is rising...
Stay safe Kings 🤍
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