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When my friend had sex with a girl, she didn’t refuse or resist. Afterward, she said: “I was too drunk and didn’t have the strength to resist.”
The next day, she said: “Forget it.”
A week later, she again started being ambiguous/flirtatious with me.
A week after that, she suddenly reported him for rape.
Would my friend be committing a crime?
Can the chat records prove that it was consensual?

The five most terrifying things
Being treated as a husband by mom
Being treated as a boyfriend by good friends
Being treated as a mom by boyfriend
Being treated as a rival in love by boyfriend's mom
The ladder can't connect

Taking my five-year-old son home on the bus, my son was holding a lollipop and eating it
After a while, he took it out of his mouth and said: Dad, look, it got smaller
I casually said: There’s nothing that gets bigger the more you eat it
As soon as I finished speaking, the eyes of two energetic little girls nearby immediately looked over

My wife's best friend went to see a gynecologist, and the test results came out.
The doctor looked at the report with a serious expression. My wife's best friend was nervous and asked: "Doctor, is the problem serious?"
The doctor frowned and said: "It's not really serious, but I just don't understand why there are pesticide residues in the sample."

Last night, after working out and talking with the lady in yoga pants about import and export business.
Exquisite, soft, with perfect lines.
She wants to have an in-depth discussion tomorrow.
How to politely ask her to provide the quality inspection report.
It's urgent, brothers, please help think of a way.

I recently met a young woman, 39 years old.
We've been talking for over half a year, and everything has gone very well.
Today she suggested we meet, and I hesitated.
I said: We both have families, it doesn't feel quite right.
But she said it's okay, just as friends, so I agreed, asked for a photo, and she looks quite pretty.
She’s not far from my city, and we agreed to meet at a milk tea shop, not choosing any other place, afraid of running into someone we know.
That day I arrived first because she had a three-hour drive, and I thought the wait might be another accident scene, afte

Just before going to the supermarket, I went to the checkout to buy a disposable bottle cleaner.
As soon as I picked it up and looked at it,
the cheapest one was 69 per box, so I gave up and didn’t buy it.
Suddenly, I remembered,
this morning my wife said we were out of plastic wrap at home.
but......
When I took the plastic wrap to the checkout,
the cashier’s look at me…

My sister-in-law came to live at my house to avoid her mother-in-law pressuring her to go on blind dates.
After dinner, my sister-in-law suddenly asked: "Brother-in-law, have you read Journey to the West?"
I said: "I grew up reading Journey to the West."
As soon as I finished speaking, my sister-in-law came over, tapped me on the head three times, and then turned back into her room.
I was left stunned...

My female colleague boasted to me:
My boyfriend loves me so much, he even gave me a cute nickname (Little Prince Milk), so adorable, I really like it.
I rolled my eyes and said: Does your boyfriend practice calligraphy?
My female colleague said: Yeah, he does. So what?
I covered my mouth to hold back my laughter and ran away, leaving her alone there, looking all flustered...

Men should not complain to their partners.
Over time, they will think you're useless.
Also, don't complain to your mother.
Mothers will have trouble sleeping at night.
You should complain to someone else's wife.
Other wives will always offer advice.

The couple next door, the man is lazy and idle, wandering around all day, neither working nor earning money, and he often hits the woman.
Living next door, I often hear the woman crying after being beaten. Sometimes, when she's hungry, she comes to my house, and I also give her some food.
She shows me her wounds and scars from being beaten.
I'm very curious—if things are like this, why doesn't she leave?

The year I just got married, my younger sister-in-law was staying at my house because she was looking for a job and hadn't rented a place yet.
One day, my wife went to work, and my sister-in-law also went out to look for a job.
Coincidentally, I was off that day and saw two pairs of underwear on the washing machine, thinking they belonged to my wife, so I washed them.
That evening, my sister-in-law came back and asked if her sister had also washed her underwear.
My wife said no.
Then, our eyes met—my eyes and my sister-in-law’s eyes.
Awkward silence...

iOS mainland ID can now download X
But without a ladder, it won’t open
After the VPN started having problems, I’ve been breaking away from the organization
@grok When will it be available for download?

My female colleague’s online name is “Reject.”
I asked her why she chose that name.
She smiled and said, “Add a side radical to make it seem more restrained.”
I suddenly understood.
So I changed my online name to Changqing.

My ex-girlfriend refused to get married. She asked me to go drink wedding wine.
I was thinking about what to say when
the groom and bride were about to come toast.
I raised my glass and said to the groom:
Brother, your wife is really beautiful, I’ll drink first.

My girlfriend checked on me in the middle of the night and couldn’t find me or you—I mean, she couldn’t find me, and questioned me the next day:
“Be honest with me. Where did you go last night? Were you out messing around with some other little girl?”
Me: “No. I was just drinking with a few brothers.”
Girlfriend: “Drinking with your brothers—why didn’t you answer the video call?”
Me: “I wasn’t able to answer.”
Girlfriend: “If you’re with your brothers, why wasn’t it convenient? There’s definitely some little girl involved.”
Me: “You’re so full of things all day long. Where would th